Sunday, June 8, 2008

Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA!


There is 7 minutes left in game two and Leon Powe has 21 points while the Celtics have put themselves up by 22 points. The Lakers are a better team than they looked tonight, but not that much better. Kobe will never be Jordan. Jordan would never let his team get out played and out hearted in two games on the road.
You know that your team is in trouble when your sports writers (Bill Plashke) goes on ridiculous rants about Paul Pierce faking a knee injury. Bill Plashke is a douche bag and his incessant whining and complaining fits right in with the ass pounding his team is taking. Tomorrow he will surely complain about the free throw differential between the teams. If you don't take the ball to the basket you will not draw fouls.
The NBA will never be how it used to be. Bird and Magic and clothes lines by McHale and the Garden chanting Chieeeeeeeef!!!!
But you still hear Beat LA! chanted, not at the Garden, but at the Fleet Center or the New Garden or whatever they are calling it and the Celtics still play great basketball at home.
I have never been to LA and I never plan on making the trip into that make believe city. But no matter what anyone does or says, you will not find true sports fans in Los Angeles. All the movie stars wanting to be seen, talking on their cell phones, becoming bored with the game half way through the second quarter...thats not sports... that is a bad scene from a movie.
Its nice to have a reason to hate LA again. It's been a while
Leon Powe is a bad ass.

So in the amount of time it took me to write this there is 1:03 left in the game and we have somehow squandered our lead to 4 points. Shit...two points!!!!!! How do you let this happen. Holy Shit am I nervous...
I was too arrogant...too cocky...too soon
Pierce just hit two big ones...
four point lead...time out
some stupid bitch behind the bench is laughing it up, having a good time. She obviously has no idea what is going on.
Oh shit don't go in
Blocked! Blocked! Blocked!
if that shot was not blocked by Pierce it was definitely going in
Whewwwwwwwww
see you in LA bitches
(Answering Michelle Tafoyas stupid ass questions with tact has to be an art form)


If this commercial doesn't give you chills you are either dead or were born in the 90s

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