Thursday, January 22, 2009

Animal Collective- Merriweather Post Pavilion


I have never thought much about this band. I have changed my mind and now I like them...or at least this album. Here is my favorite song off of the album called Merriweather Post Pavilion.

Animal Collective [mp3] Summertime Clothes

Pitchfork gives rediculously high ratings when they can't understand how a certain band produces the noise/music on that album. So if you can come up with a collection of noise that is hard to decipher, congratulations, you have a 9.6.
I say this in the same breath as my enthusiasm for most of this record.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A Couple I Forgot...Insane in the membrane, Insane in the brain


There were a couple notable albums that I left off of my comprehensive list.
I would have to say that Cypress Hill-Black Sunday made a big impression on me during my Sophomore year of high school. I seem to remember playing alot of Madden on Super Nintendo while listening to this album.
I can't believe I forgot Predator and Lethal Injection by Ice Cube. Amazing albums...amazing. Also during this time...maybe a little after was Tom Petty-Wildflowers. I still love that cd and find it a bit underrated.
Last Dance With Mary Jane- That song reminds me of being too drunk to function. Ah the sweet memories of high school. Sadly, it took me a while to figure out that drinking Southern Comfort out of the bottle is not the same as drinking beer out of the bottle.

Next: Post College Music-How Did I Miss So Much Great Music

Monday, January 12, 2009

The Anthology of Notable Music In My Life (Age 3 through College)


Going back home always brings up a lot of great nostalgic moments in my brain. The drive back goes quickly and I am always entertained by the obvious and subtle details I remember. The drive down Highway 64 got me thinking about a topic I wanted to write about. You have people talk about "the soundtrack to my life" and I feel as uncomfortable thinking about that statement as watching Tiki Barber interview Blair Underwood at the Golden Globes. Surely, at some point in my life I thought it was a great idea, but I am going to pretend like I have always thought of it as arrogant. What I thought would be great to do was come up with the albums I have loved, chronologically (not necessarily the year they came out, but the year I was introduced to it). Each year, or chunk of my life seems to be best remembered by a song or an album...

Age 3-5

Abba- Abba is my first memory of music that was not Muppets or The Count singing his numbers on Sesame Street. I used to dance like mad to Dancing Queen, which I am sure worried my parent to some extent. I would later in life make fun of anyone who went and saw Mama Mia multiple times in the theater.

Age 8-11

The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Buddy Holly, Simon and Garfunkel
Trips to Florida were ruled by these mixed tapes my dad made. I always associate these four with that trip to Sanibel Island, Florida. It always seemed like we hit Simon and Garfunkel in Tennessee and it was always rainy as hell in Tennessee. Simon and Garfunkel always has that bit of rainy day depression that goes along with it. Good rainy day depression. Music from your past is great for two reasons. 1) it is, factually, great music (ie. artists above) 2) They are tied together with good memories.
Reo Speedwagon was a band I liked a lot when I was 10 and 11. "...and I can't fight this feeling anymore. I've forgotten what I started fighting for..." loved it.

Age 12, 13

--Another Bad Creation/Public Enemy/Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock/ Young MC
Seventh grade, Eighth grade. Ben introduced me to rap in seventh grade. I first remember him putting Cool Moe Dee in the tape deck of the Schutte van only to have it ejected for objectionable materials. I loved Public Enemy. I remember washing dishes in my kitchen with my walkman fastened to my shorts listening to Bring the Noise over and over on those uncomfortable foam headphones. The words meant a lot less to me than the voice of Chuck D.
If I ever ran across the video of my friends and I lip syncing to Iesha-Another Bad Creation I will put it on a disc and send it to everyone I know, because that kind of humor can not be kept to oneself. It is selfish.
Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock and Young MC were soon to follow. Rob Base was great and I wish I could dance, but I couldn't. Young MC's Stone Cold Rhymin'...unbelievable. Prinipals office. The first song any of us could relate to. In my case, being as scared of authority as I was, it was the confidence I wish I could have...

Freshman year of High School-

Naughty By Nature, MC Ren-Kizz My Black Azz, House of Pain
Quite possibly the most confusing point in my life. A bunch of Catholic schools coming together in one bigger Catholic school. We were all trying to figure out where we belonged and who our friends were. At least I was. Trying to figure out what group of people you are going to hang around with is a bigger deal then you think. It might be the difference between getting caught smoking pot or getting caught drinking Boone's Farm.
Naught By Nature kind of straddles the summer before freshman year. Everything's Gonna Be Alright. Maybe the feel good song of 1992 (came out in '91). I still remember Billy going into the bathroom at Indianapolis Cathedral (Football game) and some guys coming up to him and saying "you down with OPP?" He hesitated and they asked him again. He then followed up with the only appropriate response "Yeah you know me"...it was a simpler time.
MC Ren was quite possibley the crudest rapper of all time. I got grounded for really the only time in my life because I had this album in my possession.
House of Pain- A white man you could be scared of singing the greatest dance song ever. Finally a song I could dance to. Jumping up and down was always something I was comfortable doing in a public setting. It wasn't until that summer when I would be introduced to Pearl Jam.

Sophomore-Senior Year of High School

- Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Radiohead, Eazy-E, Tracy Chapman, Nirvana.
I remember each time a new Pearl Jam album came out. Ben Voigt was the first person I knew that had Vs. I almost stole this cd from a party. I never stole anything in my life other than a beef jerky. There was not a better song ever written than Elderly Woman...except for maybe Daughter. Vitology I got for Christmas and it was playing when my transmission dropped in my 81 Blazer, it was also playing every other minute in every other car I was in. No Code I picked up on the hottest day of all time, right before college...and on and on. Core was great even though it sounded like Eddie Vedder, which was really the reason we started listening to it in the first place. I threw my Stone Temple Pilots- Purple tape out the window of my car because I couldn't stop listening to it...and I knew I had to stop. Flies in the Vaseline haunted my dreams.
Fast Car by Tracy Chapman and Authority Song by John Mellencamp will always remind of of a specific moment in my life. 16 years old driving the 1986 two toned red/black Blazer.
When Nirvana Unplugged came out I used to drive around listening to this album while trying to dip. Skoal Wintergreen that sat in the middle console of my car. Cold in the winter. I would dip and then have to come home because of dizziness and the sweats. Good memories.
The first time I heard Thinking About You by Radiohead was Warren Hayes playing it on his guitar. It was the greatest thing I have ever heard and really the main reason I learned how to play the guitar myself.
I was given the cd Tiny Music and Sweet Relief, the disc that had Crazy Mary and Summer of Drugs-Soul Asylum on it when I broke my leg. Great music that I always associate with agonizing pain.

Other Noteable Albums- Murder Was the Case (Murder was the Case and Natural Born Killaz), Dr. Dre- The Chronic, Snoop Dogg-Doggystyle

College

- Pearl Jam (No Code, Yield, when Live on Two Legs came out I think my exact quote was "I don't know why anyone else tries to make music), Radiohead-OK Computer, The Doors, Bob Dylan.
The first time I started listening to Bob Dylan was that first bootleg series. I also remember Blonde on Blonde and Blood on The Tracks specifically. I remember receiving those cd's as gifts. Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Heart was an epic story for a lack of a better term...Idiot Wind was played on repeat. I used to laugh out loud at how good those lyrics were on some of those songs.
I went through the obvious and predictable Doors phase. I can hardly stomach the fucking keyboard sound in those songs now (the same nausea as Santana's guitar). But as an 18 year old Jim Morrison was a genius. That sentence makes me blush in embarrassment. This is the end...my only friend, the end. The fucking melodrama of that song can only be challenged by one person and that person is Morrisey.

A side note- 1997-1999 might be one of the lowest points in music history. IE Matchbox 20, 3rd Eye Blind...

Other Notable band in this era (that I enjoyed)- The Why Store ( I can't believe I just mentioned this band, they were great though)

Its fun to think about. Leave comments about music that you remember. I am sure I missed something.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Extreme Chocolate Milk


The Band, The Myth, The Legend

Its January and Its Cold and If I Close My Eyes March Will Be Here When I Open Them

We are getting ready to enter the absolute worst time of the year. The months of January and February can be brutal. So you have to enter this with some sort of strategy. If it was up to me I would set up camp in my basement and would see you in March, but since this is not practical and in fact would probably end up destroying me I have to have another plan.
1. Shave beard- already done and is already working
2. Exercise and eat healthier- Not a diet, rather a lifestyle change
3. Limit drinking- Although I truly hate to say this, it is necessary (after 16 straight days it is almost welcome)
4. Have something to look forward to (I am looking forward to the first day of Spring Training)

Hope that the three of you reading this had a good Christmas and if we stick together we will make it to March.

Here is one of my favorite gifts from this year.
Chaz, Richie, and Margot

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

F The Yankees!!


It's Christmas and I shouldn't have anything to complain about. More than that I just shouldn't be complaining this time of year. But when the Red Sox let not only the best hitter available, but arguably the best hitter in baseball, go to the Yankees I will complain about it. Bob Ryan says that the deal was "eminent" with the Red Sox. He was getting ready to start writing his article about Texiera and how great of a fit he will be with the Red Sox. How this deal keeps the Red Sox on par with the Yankees and all their winter workings. Then the worst happens...he signs with the one team you secretly wish would fly their plane into a small mountain or into a volcano. It is having your presents sitting under the tree for a couple days only to have your parents, on Christmas morning, tell you that the presents are for your rich neighbor that always has it a little nicer than you...or something like that.
Last night I wasn't devastated about the deal, or lack of deal. I tried to make the most of it. "With Youkilis and Lowell healthy, who needs a guy like Texiera." and "Give me our staff and pen any day of the week...Lester, Beckett, Dice-K, Masterson, the kid who threw the no-hitter at Fenway and nothing else since (I will not say or write his name until he does something worth mentioning...or just throws his fastball for a strike), Delcarmen, Miguel Gonzalez, and Paplebon. Fat CC will be a good pitcher, but give Lester, Burnett says he knows how to pitch now...ha! I am not worried. His numbers allow me "not to worry".

It would be easy to blame Red Sox management. Apparently, 1.5 million a year was the margin that kept the Red Sox from signing Texiera. I understand, to an extent, taking a stand and saying, "no that is all we will pay". But in the world of baseball 1.5 million a year is the equivalent to a weeks worth of lunch money. We will have 162 chances to resent this during the season. We will have 19 chances to watch and pray that Texiera doesn't single handedly destroy the Red Sox.
Even though this deal gives me a cold sweat and makes me a little nauseous, I can't wait until the baseball season starts. Being a Red Sox fan, you have had years to appreciate the "underdog" title (with all due respect to the Pirates and the Royals and the Marlins fans). We haven't been one for a few years now...until today. Thank God for Direct TV. This will allow me to watch all the games this year...to add informed commentary. A root equally for the Red Sox and against the Yankees. It will be a fun year. The AL East will be a bear. 3 teams that could win 95 games. 19 games head to head. Should be pretty great.
I can't lie though, I am devastated!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

If I Completely Forget About An Album Does It Mean I Really Liked It?...It Doesn't Mean I Didn't Like It!


Is an album really your favorite if you completely forget about it?
The Tallest Man On Earth-Shallow Grave
Maybe its not my favorite, but it's in the top five
I am putting it in my list
FORGIVE ME!

Also
The Walkman- You and Me is better than I gave it credit for
The Walkman [mp3] New Country

I am also adding Titus Androndicus because it was awesome and it was stupid of me to forget them
I also liked Times New Viking

They are now added to the list.