Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Notes of Zero Interest


>Batman-Dark Knight is the best action movie since Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
>There has never been a more terrifying screen villain than Heath Ledger playing the Joker (more terrifying than Falcon Eddie)
>The only thing worse than watching a WNBA game is watching a "fight" in a WNBA game. (What a joke)
>I haven't bought the new Hold Steady cd and I don't know why
>Although Kyle Lohse doesn't have the best stuff in baseball no one has better control right now. (The Cardinals will be sitting at home in October, but he will win the Cy Young in the NL)
>Camden Yards holds 49,000 people yet only 29,000 come to the games. The Orioles are terrible but what else is there to do in Baltimore.
>Famous people practice funny religions and name their kids weird things like Hover Craft Tinker Toy because they are bored with their fantasy lives and are unfullfilled by the simple pleasures that make Midwesterners so happy, such as listening to music in the backyard while playing yard games and drinking beers as fast as you can.
>I think it is important for males in their early thirties to periodically embrace the early recordings of Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen.
>I think Tropic Thunder is a can't miss riot comedy. (There is nothing funnier than Robert Downy Jr. playing a black man)
>Control, the bio-movie of Ian Curtis and Joy Division is the best bio-movie I have ever seen and I have only seen two (Chris-Netflix movie in mailbox)

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